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Created on 2006-07-14 10:20:04 (#10666676), last updated 2009-07-27
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| Name: | nopeeing |
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No, that's not cologne: that's the smell of fermenting urine. It seems I get pissed on all the time in real life. I look like a hydrant apparently.
Please no pissing on me online. My keyboard gets jealous of vicarious pissing.
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::ADDED:: Friday, March 14, 2008.
Have a nice day.
This means go get a life. That means get off your fucking computer, find out what real life is that isn't literally at your fingertips, and find out that maybe you don't *actually* know everything in the whole wide world. This hints at the remote possibility, the dreaded dark horrible possibility even if nearly unimaginable, that you may NOT be the smartest and most competent person that has ever lived. And if this very remote, near impossibility is actually relevant AND true, it means that perhaps there are things and matters that may NOT have anything to do with you and that the entire universe does not actually revolve around you (even if it did until you read this). Perhaps, there is another universe out there which doesn't have you at it's center: perhaps that universe is called "real life" and you actually have been sharing this "real life." Maybe, even more horribly, perhaps you're only the second potato in this universe called "real life" (though never, ever an insignificant speck of organic material... optimistically speaking).
If you don't get a life now, you may never know what you had missed because you're dead. Oops, you're not actually immortal, right?
Please no pissing on me online. My keyboard gets jealous of vicarious pissing.
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::ADDED:: Friday, March 14, 2008.
Have a nice day.
This means go get a life. That means get off your fucking computer, find out what real life is that isn't literally at your fingertips, and find out that maybe you don't *actually* know everything in the whole wide world. This hints at the remote possibility, the dreaded dark horrible possibility even if nearly unimaginable, that you may NOT be the smartest and most competent person that has ever lived. And if this very remote, near impossibility is actually relevant AND true, it means that perhaps there are things and matters that may NOT have anything to do with you and that the entire universe does not actually revolve around you (even if it did until you read this). Perhaps, there is another universe out there which doesn't have you at it's center: perhaps that universe is called "real life" and you actually have been sharing this "real life." Maybe, even more horribly, perhaps you're only the second potato in this universe called "real life" (though never, ever an insignificant speck of organic material... optimistically speaking).
If you don't get a life now, you may never know what you had missed because you're dead. Oops, you're not actually immortal, right?
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